Todays Funny Quotes About Life
A man always wants bright future, which is why he runs after a rich lady.
was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Todays Funny Quotes About Life - "I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
A man who does not mistake, but it also apologized takes. We call him husband.
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Everyone Is Entitled ........ To My Opinion
Todays Funny Quotes About Life - Most important person in a home occurs who does Comedy.
"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet."
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
