Todays Funny Quotes About Life
A man always wants bright future, which is why he runs after a rich lady.
was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Todays Funny Quotes About Life - "I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
A man who does not mistake, but it also apologized takes. We call him husband.
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Everyone Is Entitled ........ To My Opinion
Todays Funny Quotes About Life - Most important person in a home occurs who does Comedy.
"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet."
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
21.5.11
19.5.11
Funny Quotes About Life and Fun Topics
Funny Quotes About Life and Fun Topics
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
Funny Quotes About Life - "Ask not what fun does for you.
Ask rather what you do for fun."
Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows.
"The more fun you have, the greater your value to yourself and to your society. The more fun you share with others, the more fun you have."
"The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial."
- Arther Adamov
Funny Quotes About Life - "For every Way there's a way of following that Way that's fun"
I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.
"The Path that is best for you is the Path that keeps the best of you in play"
"As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line."
- Scott Adams, creator of "Dilbert" on the ending of the strip "Calvin and Hobbes"
"...and the Truth will Make you Laugh."
I've realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don't trust my instincts - Thats when I get in trouble.
"In the beginning it was fun. In the end, it was all for fun. And in between is where it tickles most."
Funny Quotes About Life - "Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle
I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun.
Quotes about fun - "All for fun, and fun for all!"
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
Funny Quotes About Life - "Ask not what fun does for you.
Ask rather what you do for fun."
Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows.
"The more fun you have, the greater your value to yourself and to your society. The more fun you share with others, the more fun you have."
"The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial."
- Arther Adamov
Funny Quotes About Life - "For every Way there's a way of following that Way that's fun"
I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.
"The Path that is best for you is the Path that keeps the best of you in play"
"As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line."
- Scott Adams, creator of "Dilbert" on the ending of the strip "Calvin and Hobbes"
"...and the Truth will Make you Laugh."
I've realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don't trust my instincts - Thats when I get in trouble.
"In the beginning it was fun. In the end, it was all for fun. And in between is where it tickles most."
Funny Quotes About Life - "Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle
I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun.
Quotes about fun - "All for fun, and fun for all!"
15.5.11
Funny Quotes About Women
Funny Quotes About Women - A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother’s love. – Thomas C. Haliburton
“A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after” – Peter De Vries
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
No woman wants to see herself too clearly.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. - Rita Rudner
Funny Quotes About Women - Women make me happy. Once accepting that i will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.
"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. - Lawrence Housman
Funny Quotes About Women - If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
“A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after” – Peter De Vries
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
No woman wants to see herself too clearly.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. - Rita Rudner
Funny Quotes About Women - Women make me happy. Once accepting that i will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.
"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. - Lawrence Housman
Funny Quotes About Women - If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
11.5.11
Funny Quotes About Life Video
Funny Quotes About Life Video
save paper don’t do home work
"There is fate, but it only takes you so far because once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen."
The greatest pain that comes from love, Is loving someone you can never have
Quotes - Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted and the time of your life!
"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Quotes - "I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
save paper don’t do home work
"There is fate, but it only takes you so far because once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen."
The greatest pain that comes from love, Is loving someone you can never have
Quotes - Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted and the time of your life!
"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Quotes - "I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life - There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening,but this wasn't it."
When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Funny Quotes About Life - Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
Life is a game of poker you have to put something in it to get something out of it.
"Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs."
The only purpose of your life may be to be a warning for others.
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. Funny Quotes About Life.
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.
A man in the house is worth two in the street. (not a clue!)
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening,but this wasn't it."
When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Funny Quotes About Life - Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
Life is a game of poker you have to put something in it to get something out of it.
"Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs."
The only purpose of your life may be to be a warning for others.
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. Funny Quotes About Life.
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.
A man in the house is worth two in the street. (not a clue!)
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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