Funny Quotes About Women - A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother’s love. – Thomas C. Haliburton
“A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after” – Peter De Vries
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
No woman wants to see herself too clearly.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. - Rita Rudner
Funny Quotes About Women - Women make me happy. Once accepting that i will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.
"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. - Lawrence Housman
Funny Quotes About Women - If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
