Funny Quotes About Life
"This island is almost made of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish in Great Britain at the same time."
- Aneunin Bevan
30.6.11
29.6.11
Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life
"LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient."
- Ambrose Bierce
"LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient."
- Ambrose Bierce
28.6.11
Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life
"Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read."
- Frank Zappa
"Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read."
- Frank Zappa
27.6.11
Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman
26.6.11
Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life
"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce...? The cuckoo clock."
- Orson Welles
"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce...? The cuckoo clock."
- Orson Welles
25.6.11
Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life
"What do you mean we don't communicate? Just yesterday I faxed you a reply to the recorded message you left on my answering machine."
- The Wall Street Journal
"What do you mean we don't communicate? Just yesterday I faxed you a reply to the recorded message you left on my answering machine."
- The Wall Street Journal
24.6.11
Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life
"There's no secret. You just press the accelerator to the floor and steer left."
- US Race driver Bill Vukovich
"There's no secret. You just press the accelerator to the floor and steer left."
- US Race driver Bill Vukovich
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