I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.
"If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap."
“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”
I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor: Rich is better.
Funny Quotes About Life "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.
A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.
"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." Funny Quotes About Life
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
